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  • me:better get some friends
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cooldudebro:

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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scaredlittlebug:

*turns off gender to conserve energy*

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GOOD CHARACTER =/= GOOD PERSON

madcarnival:

itemsguy:

A good character is one that reaches its desired effect.

If that effect is to draw in a deep hatred from the audience, so be it. There have been multiple times where I have hated a character so much that I’ve wanted to reach into the medium and strangle them with my own hands.

Mission accomplished.

thank you.

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sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

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Look, Liz, we have reasons for doing things the way that we do them. We say “half an hour” to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that three hundred dollars and a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend! God, that’s been our in-flight movie for months.

Carol Burnett (Matt Damon), 30 Rock (via politisnap)
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